"Hey--I'm telling everybody!"

That's a punchline to an old joke; email me if you want the setup. But here are my results from the Tempe International Triathlon held this past Sunday (May 5, 2002): 2:48:46, which was 13th of 23 in my age group and 474th out of about 600+ overall (unofficially, at least). I was hoping for under 3 hours for my first triathlon, and did so.